Hey, what’s up, I’m Zahra, I’m 22 and I never learned how to read. I’m just dictating speech to Siri and hoping she spells everything corecttly. Welcome to my satirical, highly irrelevant blog that doubles as my journalism portfolio. It’s been in the works for a while, but I’m finally ready to open myself up to internet criticism from readers, trolls and my mom. It's time my writing skills extend beyond answering Tinder messages on behalf of my shy friends. So it begins.